The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
handjob tips. give me some.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Oh god it's open bar.
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