WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
me + whiskey = a bad person
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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