I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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