i jhust puked up my retainher.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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