You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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