found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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