I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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