Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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