if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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