I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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