He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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