how can u be prego again
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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