No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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