He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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