the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
that's an acceptable place to lick
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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