just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Hippo gnu deer
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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