Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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