That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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