i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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