Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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