Duck Duck Cougar?
I looked at my own cervix.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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