She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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