let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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