my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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