i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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