I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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