He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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