He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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