Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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