you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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