Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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