I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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