it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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