Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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