haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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