Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
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some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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