The maid of honor just puked.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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