how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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