You really coming over, don't trick.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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