Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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