so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
tell me about the fingering
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