I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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