Apparently you make a good broom.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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