i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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