What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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