The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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