Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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