Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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