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You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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