Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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